Welcome to a world of laughs with our main star, the 3-legged chicken. From the farm to outer space, we’ve got jokes to tickle your funny bone.
Get ready to enjoy the fun and humor of these simple yet delightful chicken tales!
3-Legged Chicken One-Liners
1. Why don’t 3-legged chickens use computers? They’re afraid of Windows.
2. I told my friend about the 3-legged chicken. He said, “That’s just a tall tail!”
3. The 3-legged chicken joined the army. Now it’s a colonel!
4. Did you hear about the 3-legged chicken that got a job? It’s in high-steaks business now!
5. Why does the 3-legged chicken never lose a race? Because it’s always a step ahead.
6. What did the 3-legged chicken bring to the potluck? Extra drumsticks, of course.
7. I asked the 3-legged chicken why it was so tired. It said, “Extra leg, extra work!”
8. What’s the 3-legged chicken’s favorite game? Hopscotch.
9. If you think a 3-legged chicken is weird, you should see its square eggs.
10. The 3-legged chicken wrote a book. It was the best ‘clucker.’
11. What’s the 3-legged chicken’s favorite exercise? Leg lifts, of course.
12. The 3-legged chicken went on a diet. It’s all about portion ‘control.’
13. What’s a 3-legged chicken’s favorite song? “Stairway to Hen-ven.”
14. What do you call a 3-legged chicken with attitude? A peck-leg-iar!
15. The 3-legged chicken became a philosopher, it’s always pondering the ‘third step.’
16. Why did the 3-legged chicken join a band? Because it had the best drumsticks.
17. How does a 3-legged chicken win an argument? It always has a leg to stand on.
18. What’s the 3-legged chicken’s favorite workout? Hop, skip, and a jump.
19. What’s a 3-legged chicken’s favorite game? Tripod Tag.
20. What’s the 3-legged chicken’s favorite space movie? “Hen-terstellar.”
21. Why did the 3-legged chicken go to Hollywood? It wanted to star in “Chick Legally Blonde.
22. What’s a 3-legged chicken’s favorite song? “I Get A Kick Out Of You.”
23. What did the 3-legged chicken say at the motivational speech? “Don’t just wing it, leg it!”
24. Why did the 3-legged chicken join the circus? It wanted to try out for the “unihen” act.
24. Why did the 3-legged chicken join the marathon? To prove that it wasn’t a mere “chicken run.
26. What’s a 3-legged chicken’s favorite dance move? The triple-step cluck and slide.
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27. The 3-legged chicken went to a bar. The bartender said, “We don’t serve poultry.” The chicken replied, “That’s okay, I just came for the drumsticks.”
28. Why does the 3-legged chicken make a good actor? It always has a ‘leg up’ on the competition.
29. Why did the 3-legged chicken go to the therapist? It was tired of being the butt of all the ‘extra leg’ jokes.
30. Why did the 3-legged chicken break up with its girlfriend? It said it was looking for someone to lean on, not a chicken who leans.
31. And finally, why does everyone love a 3-legged chicken? Because it always gives 50% more than it’s asked for!
32.Why did the 3-legged chicken refuse to work on the farm? It said it was tired of being taken for ‘granite’—or was that ‘grain’-ite?
33. Why was the 3-legged chicken so good at hide and seek? Because it always had an extra leg to cover its tracks.
34. What did the 4-legged chicken say to the 3-legged chicken? “Now I’ve seen everything, even less of you!”
35. Why did the 3-legged chicken apply for the job at NASA? It wanted to prove it could make one small step for chicken, one giant leap for poultry kind.
36. Why was the 3-legged chicken a terrible secret keeper? Because it always puts its foot in its mouth!
37. What did the farmer say when he saw his 3-legged chicken for the first time? “I don’t believe my eyes… It’s a hen-omaly!”
38. What’s a 3-legged chicken’s favorite movie? “Lord of the Wings: The Return of the Extra Leg.”
39. Why did the 3-legged chicken go to Hollywood? It wanted to star in “Chick Legally Blonde.”
40. Why did the 3-legged chicken break up with the duck? Because it had a leg up in the relationship and it just wasn’t fair!
41. What’s a 3-legged chicken’s favorite song? “I Get A Kick Out Of You.”
42. Why did the 3-legged chicken become a stand-up comedian? Because it had an extra leg to stand on when the jokes fell flat.
43. What did the 3-legged chicken say at the motivational speech? “Don’t just wing it, leg it!”
44. Why was the 3-legged chicken always the star at the magic show? Because it could always pull an extra leg out of the hat!
45. How did the 3-legged chicken propose to its partner? “Will you be the wind beneath my extra wing?”
46. Why was the 3-legged chicken famous on social media? It was a step ahead in the “pecking order.”
47. Why did the 3-legged chicken become a salesman? It had a knack for getting a leg up on the competition.
48. What did the 3-legged chicken say when it won the lottery? “I knew I had an extra leg of luck!”
49. How does the 3-legged chicken stop arguments? It always puts its third leg down!
50. How does the 3-legged chicken like to start its day? With a balanced breakfast… and a balanced walk!
51. Why did the 3-legged chicken get an award? It’s known for “outstanding” performance in the field.
52. Why did the 3-legged chicken go to the dance? It had an extra leg to boogie with!
53. What did the 3-legged chicken say to the doubters? “You may not believe in me, but at least I have a leg to stand on!”
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54. Why did the 3-legged chicken go to the library? It heard there were books about ‘chick lit.
55. Why was the 3-legged chicken always picked first for games? It always had a leg up on the competition!
56. What did the 3-legged chicken say when it walked into the bar? “Got any spare drumsticks?”
57. Why did the 3-legged chicken join the football team? It thought it would make a great ‘tripod’ for the field goal kicks.
58. What did the farmer say when he saw his 3-legged chicken juggling? “Now there’s a poultry in motion!”
59. Why did the 3-legged chicken join the dating site? It wanted to meet someone with a good ‘sense of pecking order.’
60. Why does the 3-legged chicken never play hide and seek? Because it’s always a step behind.
61. Why did the 3-legged chicken never lose at tic-tac-toe? It always had an extra ‘X’ up its sleeve.
62. What did the 3-legged chicken say at the comedy club? “These jokes are ‘egg-scruciating.'”
63. Why did the 3-legged chicken go to a self-help seminar? Because it wanted to understand the power of the ‘third leg.’
64. What happened when the 3-legged chicken tried out for a play? It got the lead role because it had an extra leg to stand on during auditions.
65. Why did the 3-legged chicken attend culinary school? It said, “I want to learn how to make the perfect chicken leg… for research purposes.”
66. How did the 3-legged chicken react when it was invited to a fancy dinner? It was excited and said, “I better step up my game!”
67. Why did the 3-legged chicken become a weather reporter? Because it was always a step ahead of the storm.
68. Why did the 3-legged chicken join a yoga class? It said, “I need to balance out these legs of mine.”
69. What happens when a 3-legged chicken takes an elevator? It tells everyone, “Don’t mind me, I’m just going up a few pecks.”
70. Why did the 3-legged chicken bring a map to the party? It said, “In case I have a few too many and can’t find my way around the coop!”
71. How does a 3-legged chicken break up with its girlfriend? It tells her, “I need someone who understands I’m more than just an extra drumstick.”
72. What did the 3-legged chicken say to the alien on Mars? “You think I look strange? You should see the two-legged chickens back on Earth!”
73. What was the 3-legged chicken’s job on the space shuttle? It was in charge of ‘peck’-nical support.
74. Why did the 3-legged chicken make such a good astronaut? Because it was always prepared for a ‘giant leap.’
75. Why did the 3-legged chicken always win at poker? It had an extra leg to kick under the table.
Conclusion
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