62 Funniest Dad Anniversary Jokes

Welcome to our compilation of anniversary dad jokes, guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. Designed to celebrate the ups, downs, and delightful absurdities of marriage, these one-liners promise laughter and light-hearted fun.

Enjoy this journey through marital humor with a dose of classic dad with.

Anniversary Dad One-liner Jokes

1. “Happy anniversary, honey! Can you believe we’ve been tolerating each other for this long?”

2. “An anniversary is just a yearly reminder that you still haven’t killed each other.”

3. “I was going to buy you an anniversary gift, but then I remembered that ‘love is priceless’.”

4. “Our anniversary is like a surprise party… I’m always surprised when it comes around.”

5. “Happy anniversary, honey! I’m still not sick of you yet.”

6. “For our anniversary, I wanted to send you somewhere you’ve never been… The kitchen.”

7. “Our anniversary: the one day of the year I’m expected to remember something.”

8. “Anniversaries are like birthdays: the more you have, the less you want to celebrate.”

9. “Happy anniversary! I couldn’t think of a better person to be quarantined with.”

10. “For our anniversary, let’s go out to a place where they serve dishes, not do them.

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11. “If love is blind, that might explain why I forgot our anniversary.”

12. “Honey, I remember our anniversary. It’s the date I forget!”

13. Our anniversary is just a momentary celebration, but our marriage is a timeless classic.

14. “It’s our anniversary, or as I like to call it, yearly reminder of my ‘I-do’ hiccup.”

15. “Happy anniversary! It’s been another year since you tried to return me to my parents.”

16. They say love is the best teacher. Maybe that’s why I keep forgetting our anniversary.”

17. If marriage is work, then our anniversary is my annual performance review.

18. After all these years, my love for you is like my hair… it’s disappearing.”

19. “On our anniversary, let’s celebrate being one year closer to ’til death do us part’.”

20. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and enduring.

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21. Why don’t husbands ever remember anniversaries?
Because every time they do, their wives get a year older!

22. Why was the calendar blushing on its anniversary?
Because it had too many dates!

23. What did the dad say when his wife asked what they were doing for their anniversary?
“Same thing as last year: remembering it a day late!”

24. What did the husband say to his wife on their 50th anniversary?
“Here’s to hoping the kids won’t surprise us with another party next year!”

25. What do you call an anniversary with no celebration?
A dad-iversary!

26. Why was the man sitting on the ice on his anniversary?
He’d heard that doing so would keep the spark in his marriage cool!

27. What did the math book say to the calculator on their anniversary?
“I love you, we really add up together!”

28. Why did the husband give his wife a map for their anniversary?
So next year, she won’t get lost looking for a gift!

29. What did the wall clock gift his wife on their anniversary?
Time, because he couldn’t think of anything else she needed more!

30. Why do husbands always know when it’s their anniversary?
Because the furniture outside on the lawn is a pretty good clue!

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31. What did the husband say to his wife on their silver anniversary?
“We’ve had a good run, but I think it’s about time I traded you in for two twenties!”

32. What did the balding husband say on their anniversary?
“We’re like my hairline and your eyesight, babe, growing further apart each year!”

33. What do you call a dad who remembers his wedding anniversary?
A miracle worker!

34. How does a dad remember his wedding anniversary?
When he hears his kids say, “Dad, it’s mom’s anniversary today!”

35. Why did the dad bring a ladder to his anniversary?
He thought it would take his marriage to new heights!

36. What did the piece of paper say to the pen on their anniversary?
“You’ve made quite a mark on my life!”

37. Why did the husband take his wife to the gym on their anniversary?
He wanted to show that their love was “working out”!

38. Why did the husband give his wife an empty box for their anniversary?
He said it contained his endless love for her!

39. How does a dad keep his wedding anniversary exciting after 30 years?
By remembering it on the correct date!

40. What did the dad say on their anniversary at the breakfast table?
“Here’s to another year of cereal monogamy!”

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41. What did the father do on his silver anniversary?
He told his wife, “I’ve finally decided to stop taking you for ‘granite’!”

42. Why did the husband gift his wife a box of doughnuts for their anniversary?
Because he ‘donut’ know what he would do without her!

43. Why did the dad take his wife to a comedy show on their anniversary?
He figured they could use a few more jokes in their life!

44. What did the father say when he forgot their anniversary?
“Well, I guess I’m in the ‘dog house’ again!”

45. Why did the husband give his wife a mirror on their anniversary?
Because he wanted to reflect on their love!

46. What did the dad say on their cotton anniversary?
“Our love is ‘sew’ special!”

47. Why did the father get his wife a plant for their anniversary?
He wanted to grow their love organically!

48. What did the father say to his wife on their diamond anniversary?
“After all these years, you’re still a ‘gem’!”

49. Why did the dad get his wife a feather for their anniversary?
He said, “It’s light, like my wallet after all these years of gifts!

50. Why did the father give his wife a pack of batteries for their anniversary?
He told her, “I can’t recharge my love for you, but these can recharge the TV remote!”

51. Why did the dad give his wife a band-aid for their anniversary?
Because love is all about healing!

52. What did the husband say when he gave his wife a cactus on their anniversary?
“Our love pricks me in the best way possible!”

53. Why did the dad take his wife to the zoo on their anniversary?
Because he wanted to remind her of their wild love!

54. What did the husband say on their pearl anniversary?
“I’m ‘clam’ happy to have you in my life!”

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55. What did the dad get his wife on their 35th anniversary?
A calendar so they can start counting down to their 40th!

56. Why did the dad give his wife a cookbook for their anniversary?
Because he couldn’t stomach another year of his own cooking!

57. Why did the father give his wife a matchbox for their anniversary?
He said, “Our love still lights a fire in me!

58. Why did the husband gift his wife a basket for their anniversary?
Because he said, “Our love holds everything together!”

59. What did the dad say when his wife asked for something small and shiny for their anniversary?
“I got you a spoon!”

60. Why did the father give his wife a bag of peanuts for their anniversary?
He said, “I’m ‘nuts‘ about you!

61. “Happy anniversary! I’ve stayed with you this long because you know too many of my secrets.”

62. “An anniversary is where you look at your spouse and think, ‘I’ve been dealing with you for how many years?'”

Conclusion

That concludes our series of hilarious anniversary dad jokes. In the maze of marriage, may these jokes serve as a reminder to always find humor. Here’s to more laughs, more love, and embracing the fun in everyday life.

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