Jump into laughter with these quick Mario-themed jokes! From Luigi’s ghost encounters to Mario’s plumbing secrets, get ready for a playful twist on the Mushroom Kingdom’s adventures.
Mario One-Liner Jokes
1. Why did Mario go to therapy? To deal with his fear of ghosts in sheets!
2. How does Mario communicate with the dead? With a Luigi board!
3. Why doesn’t Mario get online? Too many Bowser cookies.
4. What does Mario use to browse the web? A Goog-le Goomba.
5. Why did Mario break up with Peach? She moved to another castle.
6. Why does Mario never get lost? He always finds the warp zone!
7. What’s Mario’s favorite fabric? Denim, denim, denim.
8. Why did Mario cross the road? To rescue Peach, again.
9. How does Mario like his pasta? Al dente, with a side of Koopa.
10. Why does Mario party hard? Because he’s never afraid to hit the block!
11. What’s Mario’s least favorite musical? “Bowser on the Roof.”
12. Why is Mario bad at chess? Because he’s always losing his castle.
13. How does Mario introduce himself at a party? “It’s-a me, Mario!”
14. Why was Toad invited to every party? Because he’s a fungi!
15. Why did Mario go to art school? To improve his pipe design.
16. What does Mario wear to the beach? Plumbers’ trunks.
17. Why did Mario stop playing sports? He kept getting stuck in the nets.
18.Why did Mario go to art school? To improve his pipe design.
19. Why did Mario buy an iPhone? To FaceTime Peach.
20. Why doesn’t Mario get dizzy in pipes? Because he’s got a strong inner Toad.
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21. Why doesn’t Mario go to therapy?
Because he can’t cope with the fact that his problems are bigger than Bowser.
22. Why did Mario break up with Princess Peach?
He got tired of rescuing her from another castle, only to find out she’s in another relationship.
23. What does Mario use to contact the dead?
A Luigi board.
24. Why does Mario hate going to Boo’s house?
He can never leave without his spirits being brought down.
25. How does Mario refer to his life’s mistakes?
As the levels he couldn’t beat without using cheats.
26. Why is Mario bad at relationships?
Because every time things get serious, he sees another castle in the distance.
27. Why did Mario start a gardening service?
Because he’s used to dealing with plants that bite back.
28. What’s Mario’s favorite type of investment?
Mushroom stocks, even though they have a high chance of being toxic.
29. How does Mario deal with his fear of aging?
By convincing himself that every pitfall is just another pipe to a new adventure.
30. Why did Mario refuse to speak at Luigi’s funeral?
He couldn’t get over the fact that in the end, Luigi was just another ghost to avoid.
31. What’s Mario’s least favorite type of party?
A star party, because everyone’s invincible except for his feelings.
32. Why doesn’t Mario like to talk about his kart racing days?
Too many friendships were run over.
33. How does Mario handle being broke?
By smashing bricks in the hope money will come out, just like old times.
34. Why did Mario quit being a plumber?
Too many pipes led to worlds of problems he couldn’t fix.
35. How does Mario describe his childhood?
Like a game of Donkey Kong, constantly dodging barrels thrown by life.
36. Why does Mario avoid Yoshi?
Because he’s tired of relationships where he’s always carrying someone else.
37. What’s Mario’s view on recycling?
Why bother when you can just throw shells at your problems until they disappear?
38. Why does Mario never host a game night?
Because every time he loses, he ends up destroying another controller.
39. How does Mario cope with existential dread?
By pretending each life lost is just a chance to start over.
40. Why did Mario stop believing in luck?
Because every mystery box he opened just added more chaos to his life.
41. Why did the Mushroom get invited to all the parties?
Because he’s a fungi!
42. What’s Mario’s least favorite fabric?
Denim, denim, denim.
43. Why did Mario cross the road?
To get to the other side-scroll.
44. How does Mario introduce himself at a party?
“It’s-a me, Mario! Want to see my high score?”
45. Why did Mario always beat Bowser at cards?
Because he knew how to play his cards right and save the princess.
46. What’s Mario’s favorite meal?
Spaghetti with super mushroom sauce.
47. Why did Luigi stop ghost hunting?
Because he realized that being scared made him a little green.
48. What did Mario say when he entered the haunted mansion?
“I’m here to clean your pipes and your spirits.”
49. Why did Mario start a rap career?
Because he wanted to drop the beat like he drops Bowser into the lava.
50. What do you call Mario when he’s not saving Princess Peach?
A Mario off duty.
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51. Why did Mario go to therapy?
Because he couldn’t get over his fear of ghost houses.
52. What does Mario use to contact the dead?
A Luigi board.
53. Why does Mario always get invited to parties?
Because he’s a fungi!
54. What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
“It’s not you, it’s-a me, Mario!”
55. Why couldn’t Mario find Yoshi?
Because he was playing hide-and-seek in the Tall Tall Mountain.
56. How does Mario like his eggs?
Yoshi-d!
57. What’s Mario’s favorite musical instrument?
The warp pipe organ.
58. Why did Mario cross the road?
To get to the other castle.
59. What does Mario wear when he’s cold?
A Tanooki suit.
60. Why was Toad invited to every party?
Because he’s a fun-guy to be with!
61. How does Mario refer to his mistakes?
As Koopa Troopas.
62. What’s Mario’s favorite play?
“Bowser and Juliet.”
63. Why doesn’t Mario get dizzy in spinning pipes?
Because he’s got a strong stomach for
adventure.
64. What do you call a nervous Mario?
Super Wario.
65. Why did Mario go to space?
To visit the Starman.
66. How does Mario communicate with the spirits?
Through Boo-chat.
67. What’s Mario’s favorite dessert?
Peach cobbler.
68. Why did Mario start gardening?
To grow more Fire Flowers.
69. How does Mario keep his hair in place?
With Princess Peach’s hair spray.
70. Why did Mario become a plumber?
Because he loves diving into new adventures.
71. Why doesn’t Mario like going to Luigi’s parties?
Because he always has to deal with too many boos!
72. What did Mario use to talk to the ghosts in his house?
A Luigi board.
73. Why is Bowser not allowed on the internet?
Because he keeps kidnapping the browser.
74. How does Mario communicate with the dead?
With a Luigi board.
75. What’s Mario’s favorite play?
“Mamma Mia!”
76. Why did Mario go to therapy?
Because he couldn’t get over his fear of jumping on turtles.
77. What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
“It’s not you, it’s-a me, Mario!”
78. Why doesn’t Mario get hit by blue shells in real life?
Because he knows how to dodge the shells of his past.
79. What do you call a nervous Mario?
Super Worry-o.
80. Why did Mario start a gardening service?
Because he was tired of just being a plumber and wanted to grow his own Piranha Plants.
Conclusion
Laughed your way through Mario’s world? We hope these jokes added an extra life to your day. Keep those smiles as your power-ups until we jump into more fun next time!