56 Funniest School Jokes

Dive into the nostalgia of school days with these hilarious school-themed jokes. From the ticking classroom clocks to cheeky homework puns, these jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone. Let’s get ready to laugh!

School One-Liner Jokes

1. I told my teacher I was sick… sick of school, that is.”

2. My math teacher said I was average, but I think that’s just mean.

3. I was so good in school, I got all A’s… in detention!

4. If school isn’t a place to sleep, then home isn’t a place to study.

5. My report card looked like a constellation, it had so many stars on it!

6. “I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode,” said the student who always fell asleep in class.

7. If teachers are so smart, why are they in school?

8. In school, I was so bad at math, I couldn’t even count on my fingers.

School Joke about Pi

9. If homework is work, does that mean teachers are giving children a job without consent?

10. School is like a jungle, half are aping around, others are just lion around.

11. My math teacher told me an apple a day won’t keep the algebra away.

12. I got an A in philosophy because I proved my teacher doesn’t exist.

13. If there was a school on Mars, I bet the Earth Science class would be easy.

14. I told my teacher I didn’t need history because we have Google.

15. “School is like a doughnut: it looks tasty but leaves a hole inside.”

Best School Puns

16. Why don’t math teachers need sunscreen?
Because they have plenty of sine and cosine.

17. Why did the music teacher go to jail?
He couldn’t handle his trebles.

18. How do you get straight A’s?
By using a ruler!

19. Why did the teacher go to the beach?
To test the waters.

20. Why did the history book always lose at poker?
Because it always revealed its past.

21. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.

22. What is a math teacher’s favorite type of tree?

23. Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
Because he was going to high school.

24. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because the students were so bright.

25. Why was the computer cold at school?
It left its Windows open.

School Joke about Private tutors

26. What did the science book say to the math book?
You’ve got problems.

27. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

28. Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.

29. How does a math teacher propose to their partner?
With a diamond of perfect symmetry!

30. Why do we go to school?
Because the door is always open.

31. How did the teacher tie his shoes?
In a knot-ical manner!

32. Why was the spelling book so happy?
Because it had all the right letters.

33. Why was the school clock punished?
It kept tock-ing in class.

34. Why didn’t the sun go to school?
It was too bright.

35. Why was the pencil in the toilet?
It was feeling a little number two.

36. What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew chew!

Funniest School Jokes

37. Why was the math textbook depressed?
It had too many problems to solve.

38. What do you call a teacher without students?

39. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
Pick them up and roll them back!

40. Why did the textbook go to the doctor?
It was losing its pages.

41. Why was the physics book bigger than the other books?
It had more mass.

42. Why did the student bring a cat to the school?
He heard about the petting zoo in the biology lab.

43. Why was the music teacher able to fix the school bus?
He knew the drill.

44. Why was the school calculator jealous?
Because the other calculator had more functions.

45. Teacher: “Why are you so late for school?” Student: “I woke up in the morning and went to the window to check the time. Unfortunately, the school’s clock was too far for me to read.”

School Joke about Homework

46. Teacher: “Why are you talking during my lesson?”
Student: “Why are you teaching during my conversation?”

47. What’s the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.

48. Why did the student study on a plane?
He wanted higher grades.

49. Why did the chalk board want to be a white board?
It heard they were remarkable!

50. What did the pen say to the pencil?
What’s your point?

51. What’s the worst thing about getting hit in the face with a book?
It’s always a hardcover.

52. Teacher: “Where’s your book, Billy?” Student: “At home.”
Teacher: “What’s it doing there?” Student: “Having more fun than me at school.”

53. Teacher: “Johnny, what is the capital of France?”
Student: “F.” Teacher: “No, the capital of France is Paris.”

54. Teacher: “Why are you late to school, Tommy?”
Student: “Well, on the way to school, I saw a ‘School Ahead, Go Slow’ sign… so I did.”

55. What is a pirate’s favorite subject in school?

56. What did the math book say to the history book?
You know you can count on me


We hope these school-themed jokes brought a smile to your face, reminding you of the lighter side of those good old school days. Remember, a day without laughter is a day wasted. So, keep the chuckles coming and the memories of school alive with these funny quips!


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