Welcome to a fun set of jokes about the “Three Wise Men.”We’re bringing you a fun twist on their historic journey. Get ready for giggles with these wise guys and their unexpected funny adventures!
Three Wise Men One-Liners
1. Why don’t the 3 wise men use GPS? Because they already have a star rating system!
2. What do you call 3 wise men in a room full of politicians? Lost!
3. Why did the 3 wise men stop at Bethlehem? Because even the wisest men need directions!
4. Why don’t the 3 wise men play hide and seek? They always follow the star!
5. Why were the 3 wise men terrible at poker? They kept showing their hand, “It’s three kings!”
6. Why did the 3 wise men bring a map to the party? They heard there would be star gazing!
7. What do you call the 3 wise men in a science fair? Star students!
8. Why were the 3 wise men at the spelling bee? They heard there would be a spelling star!
9. Why can’t the 3 wise men play hide and seek with the star? It’s always in the East Spot!
10. Why did the 3 wise men become sailors? Because they love to star-board!
11. What do you call 3 wise men in a boat? Navi-gators!
12. Why are the 3 wise men bad at keeping secrets? Because they always bring gifts and tell!
13. What’s the 3 wise men’s favorite exercise? The ‘Frank-incense’ press!
14. Why did the 3 wise men go to the bank? To make a gold deposit!
15. What do you call the 3 wise men in a rap battle? The “Gifted” Trio!
16. Why did the 3 wise men get kicked out of the library? They wouldn’t stop gifting the books!
17. Why don’t the 3 wise men play chess? They get confused because there’s only one king!
18. What do you call the 3 wise men after a run? The “Perspire” men!
19. Why did the 3 wise men join the circus? They’re great at juggling gifts!
20. What’s the 3 wise men’s favorite hobby? “Wise”-boarding!
21. What do you call 3 wise men at a comedy club? Stand-up philosopher
22. Why did the 3 wise men start a gym? They wanted to offer “wise-ercise” classes!
23. What’s the 3 wise men’s favorite social media platform? Insta-“wise”!
24. What’s the 3 wise men’s favorite mode of transportation? “Camel”-flage!
25. What’s the 3 wise men’s favorite game? “Wise”dominoes!
26. What’s the 3 wise men’s favorite type of music? “Wise”-core!
Juicy Jokes
27. Why did the three wise men bring gold, frankincense, and myrrh? Because it was a “gifts” opportunity they couldn’t “wise” up!
28. Did you hear about the three wise men who went on a diet? They decided to give up “herbs” and stick to “waist” management!
29. Did you know the three wise men were excellent singers? They were known for their harmonious “magi-cal” voices!
30. How did the three wise men determine who would pay for dinner? They used their “sage” wisdom to “alight” on the person with the deepest pockets!
31. Why did one of the wise men become an accountant? He wanted to use his “magi-cal” powers to balance the books!
32. How did the three wise men pass the time during their journey? They played “I spy” with their camels and had a “hump”-rousing good time!
33. What advice did the 3 wise men give to the lost man? “Follow your guiding star, or at least use Google Maps!”
34. Why do the 3 wise men always carry a box of spices? Because they never leave home without their essential oils!
35. Why were the 3 wise men never late for appointments? They had impeccable myrrh-tual respect for time!
36. Why do the 3 wise men make terrible chefs? They only know how to prepare frankincense and myrrh!
37. Why do the 3 wise men always carry a coin? Because you never know when you need to flip some ‘cents’ into the conversation!
38. Why did the 3 wise men fail their driving test? They insisted on taking a left at the North Star… again!
39. Why don’t the 3 wise men ever play tennis? Because they always seem to bring the wrong kind of ‘serves’!
40. Why do the 3 wise men make terrible comedians? Their punch lines are always “gift-wrapped”!
41. Why were the 3 wise men always prepared for a surprise party? They were used to unexpected deliveries!
42. Why are the 3 wise men perfect guests for a baby shower? They always bring the most thought-full gifts!
43. What do the 3 wise men bring to a dinner party? Gold cutlery, frankincense candles, and a myrrh-acle dessert!
44. Why did the 3 wise men bring an extra gift? They didn’t want to be the “myrrh”y pranksters they usually are!
45. What do the 3 wise men and Santa have in common? They all know the true value of a good gift!
46. Why did the 3 wise men start a brewery? They heard about the myrrh-aculous process of making beer!
47. Why were the 3 wise men great party planners? They always knew how to bring the “gift” of a good time!
48. How do the 3 wise men take their coffee? With a splash of gold, a pinch of frankincense, and a dash of myrrh!
49. Why did the 3 wise men open a bakery? They wanted to specialize in “Wise Crusts”!
50. What’s the 3 wise men’s favorite TV show? “Wisdom of Thrones”!
51. Why did the 3 wise men become comedians? They always had the “wise-cracks” ready!
52. How do the 3 wise men organize their book collection? They sort them into categories: Wisdom, Wiser, Wisest!
53. Why did the 3 wise men start a detective agency? They were experts at “following” stars!
54. What did the 3 wise men say when they found the perfect parking spot? “Looks like we’re ‘wise’ men after all!”
Funniest Three wise Men Jokes
55. Why did the Three Wise Men get demoted to the Two Wise Men?
– Because the third one thought Betlehem was in the North Pole!
56. What do you call the Three Wise Men after they used Google Maps?
– The Three Wise Men Who Arrived On Time!
57. Why were the Three Wise Men indeed very wise?
– Because they knew when to stop asking for directions and just follow the star!
58. What did the fourth wise man bring?
– A note saying, “Sorry, the camels ate the gift!”
59. Why did the Three Wise Men bring gold, frankincense, and myrrh?
– Because they forgot to check Mary’s Amazon wishlist!
60. Why were the Three Wise Men always lost?
– Because they never wanted to ask the shepherds for directions!
61. Why were the Three Wise Men late?
– Because even back then, men wouldn’t stop to ask for directions!
62. What do you call the Three Wise Men when they take a wrong turn?
– The Three Wise Guys who need a better GPS!
63. What did the Three Wise Men say when they finally arrived in Bethlehem?
– “Finally, after 12 months of traveling, we won’t miss Christmas this year!
64. What happened to the Fourth Wise Man?
– He was too wise, so he sent his gift via Amazon Prime!
65. Why don’t the Three Wise Men make good secret agents?
– Because they follow stars, not people!
66. What do the Three Wise Men and a trio of gardeners have in common?
– They both leave a trail of dirt and bring strange plants!
67. Why did the Three Wise Men always carry a map?
– Because it’s unwise to follow a star for directions!
68. Why did the Three Wise Men start a band?
– Because they were already good at following a Star!
69. Why did the Three Wise Men never arrive at parties on time?
– Because stars aren’t known for their punctuality!
70. What do the Three Wise Men and a magician have in common?
– They both like to make grand entrances and then disappear!
71. Why did the Three Wise Men stop at the gas station?
– Because even stars can’t give directions to the nearest restroom!
72. How did the Three Wise Men pay for their journey?
– They put everything on their star card!
73. What do you call a picture of the Three Wise Men?
– A wise selfie!
74. What do you call the Three Wise Men when they’re sleeping?
– Three Wise Snoring Men!
75. Why did one of the Wise Men carry a clock?
– Because following a star doesn’t tell you the time!
76. Why do the Three Wise Men never play cricket?
– Because they’d just follow the star player and forget about the ball!
Conclusion
That’s the end of our hilarious journey with the Three Wise Men. We hope these jokes made you laugh. Stay tuned for more fun, and remember – laughter is the wisest medicine!